Aw, I don’t know why I thought the white cat was gonna pee on the other cat.
me: so, your total will be $10.69
cute guy: okay *hands me 11 but still checks pockets for change*
me: you want to do 69?
cute guy: what?
me: oh sorry! instead of the 11, do 10.69?
cute guy: yeah, let's do 69.
geetluckky:

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mightaswelljump:

Is It Medicine - The Knife

Girl: WERE YOU STARING AT MY CHEST
Me: No... I'm gay
Girl: OH HERE TOUCH MY BOOBS LOOK AT MY VAGINA YOURE GAY SO IT DOESNT MATTER
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