Ugh, I just want to get really fit in order to take cute, half-naked pictures to post on tumblr. Ok?

Oh man… what a banana
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Peaches - “Fuck the Pain Away”

This song has taught me so much

(Source: scott-land)

The only hot/cute guys interested in me live on the other side of the country…. reasons I’m an atheist.

Let me fist you while ke$ha plays in the background.

no

sorry to hear you're single :(

It’s okay, thanks. It’s sad, but we work better as friends than boyfriends.

Scrub that ass
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